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With the new Batman movie coming out this summer. I Tvcrazy Man thought it might be cool to interview none other than the Dark Knight Detective himself the Batman. TVcrazy Man: Thanks for taking the time to talk to me Batman what with crime fighting and all. Batman: No problem citizen.. Just happy to answer questions for the Bat fans out there. TVcrazy Man: Are you excited about the new Batman Returns movie coming out this summer starring Christian Bale? Batman: Why yes I am. I think Christian Bale will get my dark persona down just perfectly. The Bat fans seem to be really excited about the direction the new movie is going. TVcrazy Man: Are you disappointed that Robin isn't in the new movie? Batman: Actually no. Off the record...some people think Robin is a wimp, and annoying too. It's always, " Holy rusted metal!, Holy super villains!, Holy Moley!, Holy American Idol!" , etc etc! I just can't take it anymore. TVcrazy Man: So that's why you don't hang out with Robin as much... huh. Well was there ever anybody you wanted to play you that didn't get the chance? Batman: Well I would have loved Clint Eastwood to play me. I often use some of his lines on criminals like "Go ahead make my day!", and " You have to ask yourself one question did I fire one Batarang or two. Well do you feel lucky? Well do you super criminal punk!". John Wayne would have been great too. I just hear him now, "Well pilgrim I'm going to drive over you with my Batmobile if you don't give up!
TVcrazy Man: Who would you not like to play you not counting George Clooney? Batman: Without a
doubt if Simon from American Idol ever even appears on a Batman movie,
I quit! No more Batman, Bat cave, or anything else. I hate that sucker.
Do you know he had the nerve to say my old 1966 Bat Tusie Dance was out
of date and ridiculous? I almost shoved a Batarang where the sun
don't shine ...TVcrazy Man: Sorry I asked Batman. TVcrazy Man: One last question how many different Bat tools do you now have? Batman: At last count there was 567,255,347 Bat tools and gadgets including the Batmobile, Bat copter, Bat rope, Bat jump rope, Bat laser, Bat bathroom, Bat cycle, Bat dryer, Bat radio, Bat coat, Bat bat, Bat computer, Bat remote, Bat tv, Bat google, Bat yahoo, Bat msn search, Bat dvd player, Bat thermometer, ............ TVcrazy Man: thanks Batman I think I get the picture. That's it the whole interview. Hey Bat fans check out these cool Batman sites. Batman Wallpaper Batman Facts Batgirl Facts And talk about this
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