Red Skelton Quotes:
"My mother told me something I've never forgotten:
'Don't take life too seriously, son, you don't come out of
it alive anyway."
"All men make mistakes, but married
men find out about them sooner."
When Harry Cohn, the notorious--and much
despised--head of Columbia Pictures died, Hollywood crowds
at his funeral prompted this famous Skelton response:
"It just goes to show you if you give the people what
they want, they'll come out."