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Rating: - OMG Bad!
I consider myself an unequivocal movie connoisseur with a highly malleable and flexible internal movie evaluation schema. For instance, many movies that receive abysmal reviews can end up in my nearly cherished category. The common thread through these is some redeeming quality that particularly appeals to me, be it a particular actor/actress, a time period depicted, a setting element (e.g., a beach), highly creative camera work, a great plot, etc. If this one quality is especially appealing to me (I pretty much enjoy anything set on a beach or on a skiing mountain, or set in Halloween), I can easily ignore otherwise shockingly bad remaining elements. That said, that one quality is woefully and completely absent from Haunted House. The budget is non-existent; this in of itself is not a necessary entertainment bar, but the team did nothing to mitigate its otherwise nasty consequences. The camera work is terrible, the sets/lighting terrible, the sound terrible, etc. Second, the story is completely lacking. The plot, even if discoverable by someone far more motivated by me, is so frequently interrupted by lack-of-talent-exposing extraneous sequences to render it incomprehensible and, frankly, just not worth the 75 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Do yourself a favor, there are more than enough adequate other options to pick from your preferred movie repository.

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