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G.I. Joe Season 1, Part 1 DVD

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - A classic example of reactive vs. proactive.
As a youth I used to run home after school as well as awaken early Saturday mornings to enjoy this show about a ruthless villain hell-bent on terrorizing the world and the only organization strong enough to foil his plans daily. To me it was the ultimate example of good vs. evil and no other program could top it. It was the 80s, life was good and the G.I. Joes were the epitome of a young American boy's dream.

Older now, I purchased this on a whim to see if I could see if I could recreate the joy that I felt as a child. I wanted to revisit my old nemesis Cobra as well as catch one last glimpse of the elusive Lady Jay. After watching all four discs of this release, I came to a conclusion that would be blind to a child, but very apparent to an adult. The G.I. Joe organization is the classic business example of reactive vs. proactive. If we were to define bot h the Joes and the Cobra teams, the Joes would definatly be reactive, while the Cobra organization would definitely be the proactive. Each episode opens with the Joes relaxing or taking time off instead of doing what they should be, which is trying to destroy the Cobra threat from the world. Sadly, the action does not start until Cobra initiates it by creating some imaginative and creative strategy to take over the world. Then the battle ensues with the Joes always allowing Cobra Commander to leave without recourse. They are never too excited about actually capturing the Commander, but instead that the citizens of the world are safe. Do they not realize that if they were proactive and captured Cobra Commander immediately, the threat would be eliminated?

This question leads me to my next revelation. Is it possible that the reason that the Joes let Cobra go everytime is because without Cobra, Lady Jay, Hawk, Snake Eyes, and Roadblock would all be unemployed? Could you imagine Quick Kick serving you some fries behind the counter of a McDonalds? So, maybe Cobra needs the Joes as much as the Joes need Cobra. They live together in a form of zen unity. Ponder that for a moment.

Also, it became clearer that as the episodes progressed how much of a sci-fi theme this series engulfed. There was more than just regular battles, but lasers, huge machines that could control the weather, psychics, and even this strange little man known as the Gamesmaster (which is my FAVORITE episode in this set). Watch it again and I think you will see the references that I speak about.

When I was younger, G.I. Joe was my favorite cartoon and I couldn't wait to go outside and pretend that I was one of the Joes fighting the notorious Cobra. Now, older and wiser, I cannot wait to play Cobra. From a business sense they are aggressive, competitive, imaginative, and creative. Daily they have new, fresh ideas on how to dominate the world while the Joes just wait around for Cobra to make their move. I would have to side with Cobra in today's market. I think you would as well.

Overall, a very enjoyable series even revisited years later. I am hoping to expand my collection to include the other sets as well, but to re-emerge myself into the series, this was the perfect opener!

Go COBRA!!!!!!!

Grade: ***** out of *****



Rating: 4 out of 5 stars - Yo (Bazooka) Joe
While I preferred the TransFormers™ toys over the 4-inch G.I. Joe™ action figures & playsets back in my days of wee 'Norch-hood, I liked the G.I. Joe 'toon a fair sight more than the TransFormers show. Sure it had its usual array of silliness, hokey situations, scenes of sheer implausibility, and groan-worthy puns & "snappy" banter. But at least the stories weren't quite as preposterous, nor the dialogue quite as corny as the stuff I'd see and hear from those "robots in disguise". It also helped that there were a few genuinely funny moments here and there to go along with those of the "oh-my-God-he-did-NOT-just-say-that" variety.

Anyhoo, I found myself genuinely enjoying watching this collection of shows from the first half of G.I. Joe's first year, rather than sorta embarrassed like I was when I viewed & reviewed the TransFormers Season One DVD set (check it out at www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000063K17/qid=1094895477/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_3/103-6603244-2434208?v=glance&s=dvd) a little while back. Well, actually I liked all the eppies except the opening five-part mini-series. I thought they tried to cram too much into the adventure, and could have used a slower pace. And don't get me started on the "fatal fluffies"... yeesh!

Fortunately, the story quality took a quick upshot in the following eppies. Here's where I found myself treated to such G.I. Joe staples as jet fighters somehow managing to make 90-degree banks on a dime, the heroes falling several stories and/or off of high cliffs and somehow landing with just a few bruises, and every Cobra™ trooper hesitating a bit too long before a Joe lays a fist into his face. Oh yeah, then there's the unbelievably horrid marksmanship by the bad guys-- at least once per show you see the Joes charging some heavily-armed Cobra base/installment/what-have-you, and not one of the millions of enemy laser blasts fired at the good guys even nick 'em! The baddies musta' gotten their marksmanship training from the Cylons, hmmm? "Ruthless terrorist organization" my foot! And we mustn't forget all that property destruction by both sides with nary a fatality to be seen. Kinda like 'The A-Team', only more believable...

And we mustn't forget Cobra Commander™ (AKA "that whiny little b!+c#, as a former comic-shop coworker friend of mine called him) and/or Destro™'s umpteenth plan to rule the world and/or gain material wealth to try to buy the world, like Cobra Commander using a powerful laser weapon to-- wait for it-- carve an image of his masked visage into the light side of the moon ('Lasers in the Night'). Or Destro developing a device that incinerates all U.S. currency ('Money to Burn'). Yep, those bad guys and their scary contraptions sure made a mess of things that the Joes were somehow able to resolve in the space of a half-hour with commercials...

On the upside, I rediscovered my fave G.I. Joe character, who gets more than his fair share of screen time in this set-- which is no easy feat, seeing as how there's about a zillion characters to keep track of. It ain't Duke™, nor is it Zartan™, Cobra's hue-changing master of disguise. It ain't even the Baroness™, who I must admit is drawn quite...

Ummm... let's move on...

Lemme give ya a hint: he's a man of few words and even fewer brain cells. He trips and falls a lot (which is probably the REAL reason why he always wears that doofy helmet), yet somehow his shots always hit their marks. He's none other than that lovable dummy Bazooka™, the man who put the "special" in "special forces". He likes to kick @$$ and chew bubble gum (Heh, get it? Bazooka likes to chew bubble gum? Ya gotta love those double-meaning gags...). And when he's outta bubble gum you'd best make way, or he'll fall down whilst holding his namesake weapon which will cause it to misfire, and the ejected projectile will miraculously score a direct hit on an enemy target every single freakin' time! Needless to say, if they ever decide to make a live-action G.I. Joe flick, the dude who played Corky on 'Life Goes On' is the go-to guy for the part!

While I found this set's picture clarity pretty good-well, pretty good for a Rhino release, anyway-- the new 5.1-channel sound mix suffers from the same problem I've encountered with other DVDs of shows that were originally recorded in 2-channel stereo, but were remastered in 5.1 for DVD. And that problem is the background music and/or sound effects often overpower the spoken dialogue. Fortunately, there are also two 2-channel soundtracks to choose from, both of which give the dialogue proper auditory power.

The bonus features includes one of the show's writers telling her life story, her memories writing scripts for the show, and how comic books were a major influence and inspiration in her career as a TV 'toon screenwriter. Also included is the show's voice-acting director describing his job, and relating and memories about the show. I didn't find this piece terribly interesting, but at least the guy owns up to the G.I. Joe 'toon basically being a glorified commercial for the toys and playsets. As if it were a big mystery...

The most highly recognized extras are twenty-four public service announcements that give safety tips and life lessons to the youg'uns right before the closing credits roll. These PSAs are the reason why that geeky late-twenty-something-to-early-thirty-something coworker of yours always replies, "...and knowing is half the battle!" every time you say, "Now I know" (sad, no?). One of the PSAs has very poor audio and video quality for some reason.

Finally, there's the collectible mini-cel featuring Cobra Commander and Destro flanked by Crimson Guardsmen. It ain't much to look at, really...

Bottom line: G.I. Joe Seaon One Part One ain't a half-bad bit o' 80s kidvid nostalgia, but not exactly something I'd consider a "keeper" for my collection. Worth at least a rental, granted you can find it at the local video store.

'Late



Rating: 3 out of 5 stars - Flawed but still worth buying...
I have three major complaints. First, the re-coloring of the show leaves a lot to be desired. Yes, the colors are more vibrant, but in a way it takes away from the grittier, military feel of the show. They also seem to overlap some of the detail, almost like you are watching an animated coloring book with smaller color palette than the original style.
Secondly, the line-up of episodes is all over the place on the timeline. It really makes me wonder who was in charge of that decision. I mean really, wouldn't have made more sense to, I don't know, maybe, KEEP THE EPISODES IN ORDER? It actually does disrupt the quality because some of the characters or story archs seem way out of place and don't align themselves with any kind of time continueum. Basically, you will be watching random episodes.
Thirdly, the opening sequence is from the THIRD season. I can't fathom why they would do this.

Still though, it is G.I JOE on DVD. So I guess it is still worth getting just to see all the episodes, but they really dropped the ball with every aspect on how they packaged it. At least Transformers stayed in order....




Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - cool finaly thier back
i think its one of the best box sets that rhino released because you see a lot of snake eyes and shipwhreck and storm shadow two, and lets not for get the dreadnoks and cobra commander and their cool vehicles.



Rating: 3 out of 5 stars - Season 1?
While I am ecstatic that GI*JOE has finally been released on DVD, I am disappointed to see that these shows aren't "Season 1". If they are going to say Season 1 then they should release Season 1's shows!


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