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Rating: - Terrible - simply worthless!
Antonio Banderas once again proves that he desperately needs to learn to speak English clearly (I haven't understood but a couple of words the man has said in any of his films - and I speak Spanish and English!) - get a diction teacher, man! Further, Bob Hoskins is a fine actor, but come on Bob - you aren't this desperate for work are you? Ellen Barkin is here looking just like what I've always thought of her: a tough broad, who should be serving truckers meals instead of acting. And Wes Bentley - he was the reason I watched this dreck - I used to know him when he was a community theatre-acting kid with stars in his eyes. He can't really be blamed for being in this (it was his first film) - I mean look at the big names who were too! Regardless, he is really quite miscast (obviously only for his quite naturally sinister looking eyes) and struggles to do much by the part.
I'm not really sure if there was a script. I'm definitely sure that there never should have been.

You know when a movie is made in 1999 and released only in selected European and South African markets, then several years later finally released to cable and video that it must be terrible. This film proves that contention correct.

I'm sure you can think of a better way to waste a couple hours of your life than bothering with this mess. I wish I had.

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