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Rating:  -
This movie is a mish-mash of go-go girls, a bat-woman (like Batgirl), a mad scientist named "Ratfink" and various other stupid characters. MST3000 skewers this, I especially liked the part when "You got my Mole Peoole in My Batwoman movie!" The opening 50's educational vignette on "Cheating" is absolutely hilarious.
Rating:  -
You know...studios have many, many choices in what movies they decide to produce. Yet, there are times when the poorest choice of them all is the one that is actually made. The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman is about as bad of a movie as a studio can possibly produce. Awful sets, awful story, awful sound, awful costuming, the list goes on and on. It proves to be an easy target for the crew of the Satellite of Love.
There's pretty much no plot. Batwoman and her troop of hot girls do random things - dancing around with guns mostly. One of the girls is kidnapped and held hostage by two scientists who are an embarassment, even to a film as bad as this. They're both clearly, clearly non-actors. The top villian, Rat-Fink, is a fairly decent actor though. Too bad he's dressed like a Mexican wrestler.
Rat-Fink is doing something bad, but I never can figure out what it is, no matter how many times I watch this pile of you-know-what. All I know is he makes monsters in his laboratory (that is, if you are allowed to call a few shots of mis-matched footage from "The Mole People" by the term "monsters") and he clones himself several times over. Batwoman goes after Rat-Fink using a cheap prop for a gun that the SOL crew identifies as a microphone.
There's a pill that makes people dance, and a seance scene involving fake Chinese, and about fifty other awful concepts that went into the making of this abomination. This is clearly a must-own for any bad movie collector or MST3K fan. It's so bad, it's shocking even to those who've seen the worst of the worst. Highly recommended.
Rating:  -
I ordered a copy of the Wild World of Batwoman from Amazon and doesn't work. When I first got it, it almost played on my DVD/VCR television and it wouldn't play on my PS2. Now it won't play on any DVD player.
I want a new one
Rating: -
As is sometimes the case, especially in these earlier episodes, the movie can't quite be saved. There isn't enough here for Mike and the bots to rip on continuously; there are long periods where no characters talk and nothing worth noting happens. As funny as the whole thing manages to be, it lacks the re-use value of an MST3K film like 'Mitchell' or 'The Painted Hills.' You'll probably watch it a good deal less than you might watch a triumph of awfulness like 'The Giant Spider Invasion,' but it is worth having because of how easy it is to obtain.
Rating:  -
While I enjoyed watching MST3K, I found the show a bit inconsistent. For every two eppies that contained a good load of laughs, there was one that had a decent amount of guffaws with a few dead spots, and one that grabbed only sparse laughter. Mike & the `Bots' take on "The Wild World of Batwoman" falls into the some-laughs-with-dead-spots department for me. But the thing is, after watching the opening sketch (which was actually funny, and not just "cute" and corny), and finding myself crackin' up every few seconds as the boys cut down the opening short on cheating, I was expecting just as many, if not more laughs from the main feature...
Sadly, this was not to be, although it started off fairly well. Our beloved S.O.L. denizens were in rare form throughout the first half, but then their goofs & cracks were fewer and further between down the home stretch. And when they DID come up with a comedic rejoinder, it usually fell flat, or was a pretty good "groaner" gag. It didn't help that the movie's dialogue became less and less audible as it played on, whilst the music track's volume started increasing. Ya know a flicks's not even good enough for the `bots to bounce killer riffs off of when they beg Mike to "please kill me now" about a dozen times during the flick's last five minutes. Also a hindrance was the fact that "Batwoman" became even more of a confusing, nonsensical mess than it already was as it led up to the climax. Sadly, "The Wild World of Batwoman" was one MST3K experiment that Forrester and Frank should have "pushed the button" on well before it concluded...
Bottom line: if you feel up to it, give this less-than-wild adventure a rent, if only for the "Cheating" short, or if ya wanna watch "Batwoman" all by itself without Mike & the `Bots butting in. Who knows, ya might even do a better job at cuttin' it down than they did! Then again, the mad scientist of roughly European origin and his hunch-backed Igor-looking sidekick are pretty freakin' funny all by themselves; you couldn't put `em down any worse than they do themselves here!
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