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How to Shoot a Feature Film for Under $10,000 (And Not Go to Jail) Books

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Binding: Paperback
Dewey Decimal Number: 791.430232
EAN: 9780060084677
ISBN: 0060084677
Label: Collins Living
Manufacturer: Collins Living
Number Of Items: 1
Number Of Pages: 320
Publication Date: 2002-09
Publisher: Collins Living
Release Date: August 20, 2002
Sales Rank: 310704
Studio: Collins Living




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Right now, you're wondering, "Gee, what kind of information is in this cute yet stylish guide?" Sure, there are a bunch of other books that will take you through the filmmaking process, and if your name is Beaver Cleaver, you might be interested in them.

But you should know that filmmaking is a war, and this book will lead you through it like no other. These pages contain information learned from years spent in the filmmaking trenches.

Anyone with a credit card can rent a camera and buy film stock -- but who can:
  • Rent a camera for two weeks and pay for only two days?
  • Set the exposure on the camera without a light meter?
  • Feed a crew of twenty with yesterday's chicken soup?


Not many.

You want more? Then turn the book over and crack her open.

Still here?

Fine -- we'll do it the hard way: This book will tell you how to shoot a sex scene, tell you what a stinger is. And if you need help writing your script, we'll give you some scenes to copy right into your screen-play -- and yes, we even provide the characters.

In short, everything you need to know about filmmaking in the real world is in this book. Everything. We'll even help you select the proper baseball cap so you can look like a big-time director.

Now start reading. Let's make film history.





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Average Rating:  out of 5 stars

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - Worthless
This is one of the worst books I've ever read, about anything, ever. If you follow some of the advice in this book, you will actually be a worse filmmaker than if you just started bumbling your way through it on your own. (And, some of his advice will land you in jail, if you get caught.)

The book is poorly written, incoherent at times, and each short section only conveys the vaguest information possible about the subject it purports to be about. The tone is sarcastic and vaguely ... Read More



Rating: 4 out of 5 stars - Entertaining and yet informative
This book is a little dated but is compelling enough for multiple reads. The sarcastic hyperbole is definitely it's selling point; the information it contains is found in other sources. The "recipes" section made me laugh so hard I cried (maybe it was just late at night and I needed a pick-me-up).
Entertaining way to learn about filmmaking; not serious enough to be a standalone source of information. Funny enough I purchased it to read again after initially checking book out from the library.



Rating: 3 out of 5 stars - Funny
This book is more funny than informative. Good for some leisure reading but not for anyone that is trying to find some serious insight on the subject.



Rating: 3 out of 5 stars - good for beginners
Great book if you've never made a film before...if you've made 1 or a few of them, this is a decent review, but you probably already do all these things. The digital info is a little outdated as it was published in 2000.



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - 'How To Shoot A feautre Film For Under $10,000' Is a hit for me!
This book is really great! I learned a lot, and at the same time wanted to keep reading more. The book is really funny, and made me laugh lots of times. Bret Stern is very clever at telling you things, and he makes it fun along the way. And you can understand all that he says! it dosen't just go over your head! I'm young, and just learning, and I highly recomend this book! its one of the best of its kind! From teaching you how to write in script format, to trying to get your film to a distributor, Bret Stern ... Read More





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